swedens just there in the back, passive aggressively waving their flags to remind us of their all consuming, looming presence, waiting, just waiting
“BEFORE YOU LEAVE LET ME SHOW YOU TEL AVIV”
AND 90′S BOYBAND DANCING
AND GOLDEN SHOWS GIMMICK?
THIS IS THE EUROVISION WE’VE BEEN DEPRIVED OF!
*sigh* another ballad
WHERE IS ALL THE GAY DUBSTEP OPERA VAMPIRES, BAKING GRANNIES AND ALL THE UKRAINIAN PEOPLE WRAPPED IN TINFOIL?